Staples

Staples, not just a device used to attach papers together, or a neighborhood store where you can buy office supplies, but it is something you can find while eating a gourmet dinner at a fancy schmancy restaurant in San Francisco.

Here's the story.

Girl and boy go to dinner to celebrate Anniversary.
Girl is eating her yummy food when she thinks she has broken a a tooth, oh wait that's not a broken tooth, but what is it? Oh, it's an industrial size staple fresh from a staple gun. It's an unused staple. Where and how did it get in her meal?
Girl complains to waiter. Owner of resturant comes over and now the meal is complimentary. Boy is happy that now the expensive meal is not so expensive anymore.
Girl is very happy she did not swallow the large staple. It could have been a problem.

End of story.